I follow my dog
deep into the woods
Half happy, half scared
that he’ll jump
on someone with white
trousers
He did once, he did
and the gentleman said:
‘It’s ok’
when he clearly
didn’t think it was
I follow my dog
deep into the woods
Half happy, half scared
that he’ll bark
at tiny chihuahuas
He did once, he did
and the lady said
‘It’s ok’
when she clearly
didn’t think it was
I follow my dog
Deep into the woods
Half happy, half scared
that he’ll sniff out
someone
who wants to talk
He does that, every time
I say,
‘It’s ok’
When I clearly
don’t think it is